03 January 2008

3 Things I don't Like, that don't matter.

1.) Men in cardigans or turtlenecks. (Or both, I guess, but that sort of nasty is something that I can't even entertain in my mind without vomiting a little.) The bastard step sibling of these is, of course, the sweater vest. Sorry, fellas...it just looks wrong. Old Navy commercials are lying to you - men do not, under any circumstances, need a cardigan.

2.) White suits. They just scream "I'm trying really hard to get attention!" I've never seen one that looks effortless.

3.) Waking in the middle of the night to my cat messing with...something. I may cut off her paws.


amber said...

Hmmm. I will have to agree on most parts... Did you see a man in a white suit wearing a turtle neck walking with another man wearing a sweater vest with a cardigan?

Daniel said...

I like cardigans, thank you very much. :) Not only are they beautifully ironic (because they're old man sweaters and I'm not one), but they're also incredibly comfortable! I'm with you on the white suits.